Bitter Balcony

“Sweeney Todd” gives us yet another opportunity to experience Tim Burton remaking someone else’s crap. This time out, it's a musical. As we said when “Alice in Wonderland” came out: Burton, please stop with the freaking remakes. Your original stuff rocks, but your remakes blow harder than Mt. Saint Helen on a bad day.

Sweeney Todd is the alter ego of a man who was shafted by a prominent figure in order to have his wife snatched out from under him. Todd was originally Benjamin Barker, a barber. He is set up, spend time in jail, and returns for his sweet, sweet revenge. Of course, like any vengeance-obsessed man, he does it with music and a lot of blood. Teaming with Mrs. Lovett he slowly works his way through those whom did him wrong.

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We got ourselves a teaser of a teaser displaying just how lame the next “Twilgiht” will be!

Hurry up and waste a few moments of your life! This way we can all confirm just how crappy Hollywood movies have become!

Not to mention we get to see Bella's whining and confused ass tease the two jackasses she likes, or doesn't, or does, or maybe. Oh, her poor tween life!

Trailer and link inside!

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Corey Haim, the star of eighties classics “Lucas”, “The Lost Boys”, “License To Drive”, and “Dream a Little Dream” passed away today at age 38.

Bitter Balcony will pay tribute to Haim by driving our cars backwards all day.

Rest In Peace.

Showbizspy.com has caught Quentin Tarantino’s soft side. According to them,
Quentin’s going tender, claiming that he’s intrigued by the possibility of directing a romantic comedy. Tender for Tarantino, Of course, is writing a love story between serial killers or having the female lead bashed to a pulp by a goon.

“Twilight” sirens Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning find better stuff to do than become enamored by personality deficient vampires in “The Runaways”, a rock bio based on the group by the title name that featured legendary rockers Cherie Currie(Fanning), Joan Jett(Stewart) and Lita Ford(Scout Taylor-Compton from the “Halloween” remakes). Directed by longtime video maker Floria Sigismondi, “The Runaways” made a big splash at this year’s Sundance Film Festival. Why wouldn’t it, the stars of the era’s biggest romance fall the all too old mantra of sex, drugs and Rock and Roll(it’s a rather easy sell, if you ask us).

Confused? Then you need to watch "The Fountain."