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Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors - The dream for a better movie...

 
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Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

So here’s a good one: Freddy walks into a mental institution… Ah crap. The rest was good. It had something to do with “Dream Powers” and a punk-rock chick. There was also the return of Nancy… OK, so this joke is turning out as good as "Dream Warriors": not all that great.

Nostalgia is a manipulative little bastard that grabs hold of your common sense and shakes it loose, so you actually think it’s amazing. Which means, this movie is pretty swell, because it’s so bad.

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Hotties in haiku: Lisa Wilcox as Alice Johnson (A Nightmare on Elm St. 4 and 5)

 




Freddy's shy rival.

Dream Master and Dream Child mom.

Knows karate, too!




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Robert Englund at Screamfest 2007 in Florida

 

Here is a crappy pic of Robert Englund himself, taken at Screamfest 2007 in Florida. Proof at last that Freddy loves his Starbucks!

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Nightmare on Elm Street 2 - Freddy's Attempt at Revenge

 
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When an iconic horror monster such as Freddy Krueger is born in "Nightmare on Elm Street," you can bet there will be a sequel. Even in 1985 this was a requirement. Thus Freddy returns for an attempt at revenge and he has to manipulate Gary Numan to do it.

That’s right: Gary Numan is in "Freddy's Revenge" and he’s not down in the park or here in his car. What, that’s not Gary Numan? But he looks like him. OK, so it’s Mark Patton. (See, I should have stuck with the Numan joke). Will Mark Patton find his absolution?

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Can't cut this! Dooo Dododo Dodo Dodo! [Freddy Krueger]

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Hotties in Haiku: Heather Langenkamp as Nancy Thompson (Nightmare on Elm Street)

 




Our Nancy Thompson.

The first to outwit Freddy.

Just don't fall asleep!




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Bitter Balcony is ready like Freddy: first Elm St starts our Nightmare Week!!!

 
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A Nightmare on Elm Street

On an ordinary street in a small town, a legendary abomination wearing a torn red and green striped shirt, a dusty fedora and a handcrafted glove with knives was born. The monster was Freddy Krueger, a homicidal freak who terrorized Elm Street kids in their sleep, most of them unable to wake up in time to survive. Creator Wes Craven and star Robert Englund re-imagined the bogeyman into a sadistic prankster who enjoyed the mind-torture as much as the kill. In this first entry “A Nightmare on Elm Street," Krueger is at his malignant best (and so evil that he is referred to as "Fred" and not the comforting diminutive). Hey, who else but Krueger could make Johnny Depp turn into a blood geyser and still be liked?

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