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Bitter Balcony's Plea to Gwyneth Paltrow: STOP FUCKING SINGING!!!

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There's no where to turn to this year where you can escape the the wrath of Gwyneth Paltrow's 1/2 octive voice. The movies, she's singing ("Country Strong"), the tube, she's singing ("Glee") and in awards shows, shit, she's doing a double bill (Oscars, Grammys). Is Gwyneth's voice horrible, no, but it's no better than an American Idol also-ran. Chris Martin, when your not saving the world with your piano, could you let her know that just because she's married to the lead singer of the world's biggest band doesn't make her a vocalist. Please, Curtis, take that Karaoke microphone you bought her in your 2- week vacation in Aruba away from her hands! As for Gwyneth, go back to what your good at, which is fooling people your a great actress because of your flawless british accent. Hey, it won you an Oscar.





Source of the Bitter: John Rojas

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
John Rojas on Fri, 04/01/2011 - 10:33pm

She's not that good of a singer to be performing all over the place, that was my point. I prefer listening to Fabio.

Team Booter (not verified) on Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:23pm

I'm not a vocal expert, or musical prodigy; however, Gwyneth doesn't suck.
I just hope you are not discounting her actual talent because Cold Play is played out (although, still talented).
Are we really at the point where when someone talented comes along we count them out simply because they aren't legendary, like Jack Black? Or Fabio? Please.
Gywenth has got it. She is not just winning, she is Gwynning.

JAS on Tue, 03/29/2011 - 8:49am

Team Booter? More like Team Pooter. FAIL

Although Gwynning may make it into my day-to-day vocabulary. :)

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