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"The Smurfs" looks fucking terrible!

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Frankly, I’m going to step up on this imaginary soap box and say that I fucking hate the way that Hollywood has let shit directors like Michael Bay, Stephen Sommers and Raja Gosnell piss all over my favorite ‘80s cartoon characters in the way that they have. “Transformers” turned out to be two terrible movies and a third is on the way. “G.I. Joe” turned out to be one of the worst films I’ve seen ever and now we have “The Smurfs”.

I just saw the trailer and think it is the worst thing I’ve seen in ages. Not only does it succeed in making me hate Hollywood just a tad more, but it makes NPH himself, Neil Pattrick Harris, look like a chump for even participating in this terrible-looking film. Damn, NPH, do you need a feature film on your resume THAT bad?

The terrible trailer is attached. Feel free not to watch it if you value your memories of ‘80s cartoons.

Also, I'm glad that John Lithgow bailed on this turd. Mad respect, Lithgow!

Trailer:




Source of the Bitter: JAS

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
JAS on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 7:18pm

This is at total smurfing piece of smurf of the smurfiest proportions!

John Rojas on Tue, 03/15/2011 - 10:48am

What a piece of smurf.

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