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Super Bowl trailers are starting to pop up and we are BORED!

 

JJ Abrams gives us a trailer for his, Steven Spielberg produced, "Super 8". Oh wait, Abrams is going the way of Shamalyaman and can never give us a straight trailer, but only tease after tease. Hopefully, this movie doesn't suck, but we can't tell based off this new teas, er, trailer. Dear Abrams, quit it with that shit. It's old. Thanks.

Next we get "Captain America". Marvel proves it can't stay away from mentioning this "Avenger" crap for two seconds. The movie looks like it could be fun, but I'm sure that twerp from S.H.I.E.L.D. will ruin it the minute he shows up. Hell even Samuel L. Jackson's appearance could make us want to walk out at this point.

"Transformers 3". Two words... Michael Bay. OK, one more... Sigh.

"Battle: Los Angeles" Director Jonathan Liebesman tries to be Michael Bay. I think we can all see the problem there.

"Cowboys VS Aliens" gives us some robots or something. Meh.

"Thor" Quality: LOLZ! Natalie Portman: Why!?!

It's going to be a long year.





Source of the Bitter: JAS

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