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Tron Uprising trailer: Our nerd hearts are delighted

 

Looks good, but where is Jeff Bridges?

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Bitter Balcony's Plea to Gwyneth Paltrow: STOP FUCKING SINGING!!!

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There's no where to turn to this year where you can escape the the wrath of Gwyneth Paltrow's 1/2 octive voice. The movies, she's singing ("Country Strong"), the tube, she's singing ("Glee") and in awards shows, shit, she's doing a double bill (Oscars, Grammys). Is Gwyneth's voice horrible, no, but it's no better than an American Idol also-ran. Chris Martin, when your not saving the world with your piano, could you let her know that just because she's married to the lead singer of the world's biggest band doesn't make her a vocalist. Please, Curtis, take that Karaoke microphone you bought her in your 2- week vacation in Aruba away from her hands! As for Gwyneth, go back to what your good at, which is fooling people your a great actress because of your flawless british accent. Hey, it won you an Oscar.

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The most bizarre PSA you will see today, starring Peter Weller of "Robocop"

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The Razzies hail M. Knight as a terrible director and there's more...

 

"The Razzies" should be called the Bitter Balcony awards, or at least the Bitter Awards as it points out the worst of the worst from the past year. This year they really did great in pointing out that "The Last Airbender" was an utter piece of crap and that not even fans could love "Sex and the City 2".

Here are the winners, or losers as they should be called, from the evenings event:

  • Worst Picture: "The Last Airbender"
  • Worst Actor: Ashton Kutcher for both "Killers" and "Valentine's Day."
  • Worst Actress: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristen Davis for "Sex and the City 2"
  • Worst Supporting Actor: Jackson Rathbone for "The Last Airbender" and "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" (the other most-nominated title of the year)
  • Worst Supporting Actress: Jessica Alba for "The Killer Inside Me," "Little Fockers," "Machete" and "Valentine's Day"
  • Worst Eye-gouging Misuse of 3-D: "The Last Airbender"
  • Worst Screen Couple or Ensemble: The cast of "Sex and the City 2"
  • Worst Director: M. Night Shyamalan
  • Worst Screenplay: "The Last Airbender"

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Hotties in Haiku: Anne Lewis from Robocop

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Whispering, "Murphy."



Aide your mechanical friend.



"They" fix everything.


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Endhiran brings Hollywood effects to India's cheese and we think its "Two point O"!

Bitter, Bitter Balcony, Movie Review, Endhiran 2010S. Shankar,SujathaS. ShankarRajnikanth,Aishwarya Rai Bitter,Bitterometer,meter Endhiran(2010)
 

At first I was like, “What?” Then I was like, “Whoa!” I heard a friend say this recently about something totally unrelated, but it makes sense for Endhiran.

The most expensive Indian movie ever made manages to combine elements of Terminator, Matrix and even some Transformers. All these inspiring forces combine with Indian aesthetics and musical numbers to tell the tale of Dr. Vaseegaran (Rajnikanth) and his creation Shitty, er, Chitti (also Rajnikanth). Chitti is a robot with with advanced A.I., One Zettabyte memory and One Terahertz of processing power, which he uses later on to figure out how to communicate with freaking mosquitos. Sana (Aishwarya Rai) is the feisty, and all too hot for a nerd, girlfriend of the good doctor. Can you see what’s going to happen here? Chitti is going to get a robotic boner for Sana and the fight will be on!

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"Tip Toes" as reviewed by Tosh.0

Tip Toes(2003)
 

Tosh of "Tosh.0" does us a favor and reviews "Tip Toes" for us. We thank him, though we wish it would have been released sooner since we watched and cried as Gary Oldman plays a midget in a movie that is neither fun nor entertaining. The movie sucked, but at least this review entertains us.

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