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"Angry Birds" to get movie adaption - Crap!

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It's nice to see the industry doesn't stop going to shit when we are on vacation. "Angry Birds", the iphone game about flinging stupid birds with a dumb ass slingshot is getting a movie.

There are 300,000 screenplay writers out there with talent that are being shunned because they don't have an aunt or uncle in the industry, but "Angry Birds" will get a movie...

Here is the source, and feel free to shot us the face, so we don't have to review it.

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Bitter Balcony supports Brandon Routh.

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Sure, we here at Bitter Balcony are bitter about a lot of things, but when we comes to actors we do agree that Brandon Routh did do an admirable job as Superman. Zod knows it is not an easy task to fill the shoes of Christopher Reeves in the role of Superman. He hasn't done much in the way of good films, but he was in "Scott Pilgrim VS the World", which we liked, so that does give him some credit we guess.

Now it seems he's giving a shot at TV. Sure, Syfy and their name change are weak, but the show based on "Dylan Dog", an Italian comic book, which in turn spawned the great (in a cheesy way) "Cemetery Man".

While this show is not "Cemetery Man" it does seem to have its own level of fun (not to mention being more loyal to the source material than the film).

Either way, we hope that this keeps his career active through the next "Superman" film... whenever it happens.

Source: HERE

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Bitter Balcony will be on semi-vacation!

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We will be posting our reviews for "Expendables" and "Scott Pilgrim" this week, but roaming the countryside and there will be a delay in posting them.

Please do post your own reviews during this week to help keep Bitter Balcony your active hub for movie loving bitterness.

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Hotties in Haiku: Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead)

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Multicolored hair.



I'd fight your seven exes...



...for some pixel love.

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The Runaways: where rockin' tunes are played, Dakota Fanning grows up, and Kristen Stewart is still bored!

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Before Courtney Love or even the Go-Gos, there was the late ’70s nymph quintet from L.A called The Runaways, a sexpot jailbait rock concept from music guru Kim Fowley that would lauch the careers of Joan Jett and Lita Ford. The mixture of Jett’s rock and roll arrangements and punk bravado mixed with the libido-propelled presence of the band’s 15-year-old singer Cherie Curie broke the convention that only men could relish the Dionysus perks of music stardom. While The Runaways had a brief, four-year-run, their music and gender-defining stance still puts them in high esteem with XX and XY rockers alike. With such praise and influence, this year’s “The Runaways” seemed like a passionate tribute to the band’s legacy.

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Scott Pilgrim sprites for all!

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Paul Robertson was kind enough to treat us to some of his pixel art animation for this weekends film "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" - a film we plan on reviewing ASAP.

Check out the animated gifs, download them and make some kick ass fan games!

Also make sure to support good artists and old school games like the one that features this great art on PSN, PC, and XBOX.

For those not in the "know", sprites are the art used in 2D games.

Source: http://probertson.livejournal.com/33796.html

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Didn't care for the "Twitter" trailer? Check out the "EBay" trailer then!

 

And we're done with the comedy.

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