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Lost finale: is the question the answer or is the answer the question, or is a question a question an answer to an answer? Question? What?

 
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Finally, Lost is under the sea!

Bitter Balcony is breaking our not so golden rule. While we dedicated ourselves to laying the hammer down on cinema trash (which by the looks of this summer we have plenty to rummage through) we had decided to keep away from the boob tube. However, we made an exception for the heavily anticipated finale for “Lost.” The reason? Over six years of our lives have gone wasted on a smoke monster, a polar bear and a hydrogen bomb named “Jughead”, and frankly, we had enough! How many cliffhangers with limited payoffs and erratic changes in character for the leads could we take?

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May is "Zombie Awareness Month." Unaware? Not anymore.

 
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According to ZombieResearch.org May is “Zombie Awareness Month”.

Thanks to the buzz on the Internet, "Zombie Awareness Month" could take hold as a time to study up on any and all oncoming zombie infestations and learn survival tips.

Here is a description from Zombie Research’s website:

"Many films important to the evolution of the modern zombie are set in the month of May, from the original Night of the Living Dead, 1968, to the well received Dawn of The Dead remake of 2004.

Also, because Spring naturally brings with it a sense of renewal and hopefulness, May is the perfect month to emphasize continued vigilance in the face of the coming zombie pandemic.”

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Twilight: New Moon reenacted by bunnies

 

if the real movie was this short.... It still wouldn't be worth watching, but the bunnies. The BUNNIES!

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Hotties in Haiku: Devon Aoki as Miho

 
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So sweet and tiny.

Blades, her favorite weapon.

She'll slice your ass up.

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More remakes on the way...

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"Captain America" to be shot in England?

 

Captain America,Bitter Balcony, review, movie revieww, movie, bitter"Captain America" is to be shot in the UK. Does that make sense AT ALL?

According to Movies @ Yahoo, "Sure, some of the "Captain America" adaptation is literally set in London; for those scenes, that location makes perfect sense. But it also makes perfect sense for Captain America, once he's done fighting Nazis, to also show a little patriotism and film seems in his home country. But, as any American knows - including its Captain - money talks."

Money does talk and Marvel is cheap. Wait, what!?! Nevermind.*

Source: Movies @ Yahoo

If you do want to mind research Don Cheadle in "Iron Man 2", there's your start. ;)

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Google TV - Future or fad?

 

What do you peeps thing? Could this be the way of the future or just another fad that will fade like so many others?

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