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Breaking News: Megan Fox will not return for "Transformers 3"! Now we have NO reason to see it!

 
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Megan Fox gives Transformers 3 the finger!

Megan Fox has left the "Transformers" franchise. Who's fault was it? The dictator ways of Michael Bay? A change of direction for Shia LaBeouf's Sam? Or was it Fox's "witty" put-downs of Bay? Make up your mind after reading the post at Movies @ Yahoo.

Personally, Fox's crappy acting is the least of these movies problems, since Bay has made the "Transformers" as cool as the "Go-Bots", as in not!

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The Iron Man 2 Addendum

 
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Bitter Balcony recently received a great review from Que, which we agree with, but after watching “Iron Man 2,” there's more bitter to be spoken of. So here we go:

Who thinks Justin Theroux should have written “Iron Man 2”? He wrote “Tropic Thunder" and while that was funny, it doesn’t mean this guy should have written “Iron Man 2.” As you watch the movie you get the sensation (while somehow still being entertained, kudos to Favreau and cast) of walking through mud. There is never a well-defined villain and the story makes dismissible leaps. Characters are thrown in a big batch of nonsense that never lets them grow.

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Underrated Films presents: Tres días (Before the Fall)

 
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Tres días (Before the Fall)

Picture Max Cady lurking underneath the meteorite from “Armageddon” and you get “Tres días” (re-titled in English as “Before the Fall”). “Tres días” is an entertaining thrill ride by Spanish director F. Javier Gutiérrez. Set in the remote town of Laguna , the story centers on Alejandro (Víctor Clavijo), a young handyman. Alejandro is resentfully living in the shadow of his older brother Tomas, who saved Laguna from serial killer Lucio (Eduard Fernández).

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Hotties in Haiku: Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow

 




Scarlett's Black Widow.

Stop with the flashy poses.

Lame introduction.

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Terminator out of work, but someone is always willing to hire...

 

Hopefully, he doesn't crash.

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"Get out of there!"

 

Get out of there, not here because here is where you should be when you get out of there.

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OMZ! A boring ass The Twilight Saga: Eclipse clip!

 

Yet another example about the weak ass scenes we're expecting from "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse". Dakota Fanning is cool, we said that in our previous review, but the rest of the cast seems to be... well, a joke.

Expect this to bore your asses off (unless you're some brain dead 14 year old with no idea what good literature is) June 30th, 2010.

The trailer is inside the post. It was auto-playing and being more annoying than intended.

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