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Interactive Iron Man goodness

 

Enjoy.

P.S. If this movie blows as hard as the Kraken in "Clash" we should start our own robot army and destroy Hollywood. Deal?

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Hotties in Haiku: Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp in "GoldenEye"

 




Bond's Hottest Villian.

Russian, Murderer Vixen.

That is one mean squeeze.




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New grindhouse films? What have Tarantino/Rodriguez started?

 

For better or worse it seems like grindhouse films will be making a comeback. This trailer got a chuckle out fo me, but I wonder how long before it gets really boring. So far... Not yet!

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Kick-Ass, well, kicks ASS!!!!

 

Kick Ass, well, kicks ASS!!!!

Many life lessons can be learned from Matthew Vaughn’s teenage vigilante satire “Kick-Ass." Lessons such as:

- A misfit youth can obtain self-realization by getting stabbed and hit by a car while wearing an aqua green scuba suit.

- The warmth of fatherly love can be proven by showing a man shooting his 11-year-old daughter right in the chest while she wears a bulletproof vest.

Peter Parker this is definitely not. While our hero Kick-Ass (Aaron Johnson) rephrases the web-slinger’s motto with the euphemism “with no power, comes no responsibility” the same could be said about Vaughn’s reckless and violently funny direction.

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Clash of the Titans was crap. Review incoming.

 

The title says it all. Give us a few days to get through the other posts.

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Tron, Facebook, and South Park. What more do you need?

 

I know we're late on this, but...

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Is "Green Zone" worth your green?

 
Green Zone (2010)

Bored with “Bourne,” Damon and Greengrass decide to jump headfirst into the beginning of the Iraq war. There’s jumping, dodging and political finger-wagging, but is it any good?

They set of on the rocky road (HA!) using the Iraq war to tell the tale of Miller (Matt Damon) and the U.S. governments lies. Miller slowly oversteps his boundaries as he gathers intel which shows the US government might be up to something shady. This builds up to Paul Greengrass’ shaky camera shootouts.

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