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Automan better than Tron: Legacy!?!

 
Automan lives!

Interesting news! Inside Hollywood sources say that there is an “Automan” movie in the making and that early impressions are leaving “Tron: Legacy” in the dust.

The film is said to star, believe it or not, John Travolta as Otto J. Mann, a holographic AI that can take physical form in the real world to use his high intellect to fight crime. Thanks to his holographic body he is invulnerable to bullets and explosions. Otto, otherwise known as Automan, is assited by his creator/programmer Walter Nebicher (played by Shai LeBeouf).

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First real Expendables trailer! Now with Schwarzenegger flavoring!

 

I could do without Steve Austin, but the rest actually looks like a good time!

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Bitter Balcony Rolls our 8-sided Dice with How to Train Your Dragon

 
How to Train Your Dragon

In DreamWorks' latest animated adventure, “How to Train Your Dragon,” Viking warriors have their village sacked and torched by dragons that are as threatening as Pokémon (yes, you moms and dads out there, we see a Christmas tree stocked with these cuddly lizards in your future). Children will also be captivated by the story of Hiccup (voiced by Jay Baruchel), a lanky Norwegian boy whose meager fighting skills are met with disappointment by his father Stoick (Gerard Butler), who happens to be the village’s general.

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20 years ago today TMNT was released

 

Both John and I caught this bad boy in the theater (separately, we didn't know each other then) and I'm not ashamed to admit that I've seen it more times that I probably should have since then.

Celebrate by watching this great cheese-fest...

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Watch the horrible, yet annoyingly catchy, song by Vanilla Ice for the sequel below!

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Holy Tron (fan-made) trailer!

 

This is a great remixed trailer!

--End of line--

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Hotties in Haiku: Mia Sara as Lili

 





You, so innocent.

Then corrupted by evil.

So hot, when gothed out.


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