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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Sherri Moon Zombie [User Review]

 


Maybe she can't act

But God, she is smoking hot

If you like white trash.




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Out until 2010!

 

Happy Holidays Everyone! The Bitter Balconites will return Jan. 4th with more movie news and reviews!

We are still updating our twitter account with quotes and news as they happen.

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Happy Holidays Everyone! The Bitter Balconites will return Jan. 4th with more movie news and reviews!

We are still updating our twitter account with quotes and news as they happen.

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Top 10 WORST movies of 2009

 
G.I. Joe, GI Joe, Fail, Bitter Balcony, movie, Dennis Quaid, Cobra The 10 WORST of 2009

Here you have it! Bitter Balcony's choices for the top 10 worst films of the year. We know you've all been waiting for it, though we must admit the ones on this list are so bad it's not going to come as a big surprise.

Contribute to the list in the comment section or vent about how bad they were inside!

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Bitter Balcony's Top Films of the 2000's(And The Wicker Man remake is nowhere in sight!)

 
Bitter Balcony Top Ten Films of the Decade

Well, here's the list of besties for the 2000's. We hope you enjoy the next ten years of cinema crapitve, and with your support Bitter Balcony will be there to do what we do best.

Happy Holidays-
Your Friends at Bitter Balcony

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Warner Bros. makes a smart move with dvd, Blu-ray, and digital versions of their movies.

 
Warner Bros. does right by us - for now.

According to IMDB.com Warner Bros. will be packaging dvd, Blu-ray, and digital versions in one package from now on. This will help those people who are hesitant on upgrading, but it really makes you feel like you "own" the movie since you don't have to convert it yourself to play it on your Ipod, or buy a regular copy, so you can see it at grandma's.

Nice move Warner, now all you just have to pay us for mental distress due to watching "The Box" and "Whiteout" and all will be forgiven... sorta.

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Does Avatar need an avatar to hide behind? Is a blue ass worth watching?

 
Avatar, James Cameron, Na'vi, Navi, movie, Bitter Balcony Avatar (2009)

In our previous post on "Avatar" we said things such as "we will probably be entertained, but not blown away" and "sounds like it will lead down the typical avenue." Were we right or dead wrong? Actually, we were spot on about our predictions.

The story, written by James Cameron, is pretty typical. It’s easy to accurately predict what's coming next and when it will happen. Just like a single rose for a lady, the classics are timeless for a reason. The story has very traditional pacing and while we would have liked a little more originality, we get enough from the world the story takes place in to fill the gap. "Avatar" feels like a strange blend of "Ferngully," "Aliens," "Last of the Mohicans" and" Tarzan."

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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Mrs. Claus [User Review]

 


OK, she's not hot

But she supports the big guy

That's worth something, right?




Brought to you by Moving Pictures: Haiku Film Reviews. Merry Christmas!

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