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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku (Mass Effect edition) - Liara T'Soni [User Review]

January 25, 2010 -- Source of bitter: Ryan
 


Let's play "Captain Kirk"

You can be the hot blue chick

We'll mind meld, baby




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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Darryl Hannah [User Review]

January 18, 2010 -- Source of bitter: Ryan
 


Mermaid, cave girl and

sexy, sexy replicant.

Oh, where have you gone?




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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Pamela Voorhees [User Review]

January 11, 2010 -- Source of bitter: Ryan
 


So she lost her head

Going for "Mom of the Year"

Sweater's so lovely




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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Sherri Moon Zombie [User Review]

January 04, 2010 -- Source of bitter: Ryan
 


Maybe she can't act

But God, she is smoking hot

If you like white trash.




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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Mrs. Claus [User Review]

December 21, 2009 -- Source of bitter: Ryan
 


OK, she's not hot

But she supports the big guy

That's worth something, right?




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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Ripley [User Review]

December 14, 2009 -- Source of bitter: Ryan
 


She flies a spacecraft

And drives a powerloader

Right into my heart




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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Smurfette [User Review]

December 07, 2009 -- Source of bitter: Ryan
 


One girl, hundred boys

OK, she's a bit easy

Who wouldn't smurf that?




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