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Glitter, Or how I survived yet another disaster

Bitter, Bitter Balcony, Movie Review, Glitter 2001Cheryl L. WestVondie Curtis-HallMariah Carey,Max Beesley,Da Brat,Terrence Howard,Kate Lanier, Cheryl L. WestKate Lanier Bitter,Bitterometer,meter Glitter(2001)
 

Hello, my name is JAS and I am a glutton for punishment. I know people that love bad movies and I mean some terrible films, but none have seen “Glitter”. Seriously, I have yet to meet one person that has watched this film. People have watched “Gigli,” but none have seen this. So I set off on my journey and see if I can survive…

The film starts off with a fantastic example of solid motherhood as a drunk singer does her thing on stage with her under aged daughter drinking water at the bar. Then she invites her up to sing a little ditty in front of a bunch of drunkards. A few minutes after this I start to realize that the movie is boring me. Then because of lack of stimuli I notice that I am 6 minutes and 41 seconds into the film and there are still credits being displayed. What's better is that every full minute you get one more person that worked on this movie. 7:16, 8:34 and finally ending at the ten minute mark. Why spread it out? Makes no sense, but it was amusing, so I'm thankful for bad choices.

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