Embrace the bitter and post your own reviews!

It's likely you've already heard other reviewers bashing "Alice in Wonderland" for a number of reasons. For Bitter Balcony, the film was an absolute snore – yet that's something we haven't seen mentioned in reviews often enough.

"Alice" begins in our heroine's childhood nightmares about falling down a rabbit hole. Flash forward and now she's a rebel going against the in status quo. No corset? The nerve. Alice spends the entire movie arguing against her battle against the Jabberwocky, only to ultimately fulfill it. Did we just spoil it? No. As with any Disney film, good always triumphs.

We've mentioned our cautious optimism for this film for a while now, seen HERE. Sadly, it seems there is a good chance that we were right to do so. Our buddy Que has found an article which states that the movie is garbage and they mean business. They go as far as to say that a reviewer even compare it to "Lesbian Vampire Killers" and say it's worse. GASP!

You can read the review HERE.

Advice, Burton... Stop with the remakes. You suck at them.

We will still watch the film with an open mind, but a stronger shield to protect us from the possible feces flying off the screen.

Tim Burton's rendition of Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland" comes to theaters in March 2010, duh. You probably know that unless you where hiding under a mushroom(or taking one). Anyways, why do a lookout for a movie we are all aware and likely to see?