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Valentine's Day (2010)
The movie ‘Valentines Day’ is like a cheese bucket. Not a collection of cheese with variety and flavour, not with nice presentation and proper crackers and bread on the side. It is a bucket of junk full of the broken bits from the bottom of the whole packages, it is not made to be enjoyed. It is there for the sake of ‘must have cheese’ and trade for money only. Seriously, what a surprise. When you walk into a movie called ‘Valentines Day’ which opens on Valentines Day, you know they are not making art, or experience. But there is nothing wrong with a little bit of cheese from time to time, right? It should be easy going and light hearted, and carry some retard (no, scratch that) simple messages such as ‘love concurs all’ and ‘be loyal to your spouse’, or ‘someone mean-to-be is waiting for you somewhere’. When you walk into this one you should be well prepared cos you know it would be a sure bet to have a full faceful of cheese coming down your way. |
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A-Team trailer impression
Here we go yet again. At this point we should be calling Bitter Balcony the Remake Balcony since half the news on the site is remake related. Anyway, we finally get our mitts on an A-Team trailer. Just as expected it looks like a joke. While we will admit to being slightly excited in seeing “District 9’s” Sharlto Copley play Murdock this movie is sure to disappoint. Granted we know that in all honesty the original kind of sucked and it is the half faded memory of its cheese that keeps us smiling, but here is yet another project that should have never come to pass. More Inside |
