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Katie Parker in Absentia (as seen at MIFFF)

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You came back to help.



You witnessed something quite strange.



You made an offer.


This may sound a tad cryptic, but it's worth watching the movie to find out what it means. The review for this movie should be up this week.

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Hotties in Haiku: Natalie Portman in Thor

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Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?



Why? Oh, why? Oh, why? Oh, why?



Why? Why? Why? Why? Ugh.


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Hotties in Haiku: Cate Blanchett as Marissa

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You rock pencil skirts.



Hanna is out to get you.



Send in the double.


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Hotties in Haiku: Lenora Crichlow as Annie

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The perfect woman.



Sweet, caring, tea-loving girl.



Too bad she's a ghost.


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Hotties in Haiku: Denise Richards as Charlie Sheen's wife

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You were once his wife.



Couldn't handle Tiger's Blood.



Escaping, smart move.


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Hotties in Haiku: Lornette 'Mace' Mason from "Strange Days"

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You love that 'Squid' freak.



You kick some serious ass.



"It's real time," you scream!


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Hotties in Haiku: Anne Lewis from Robocop

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Whispering, "Murphy."



Aide your mechanical friend.



"They" fix everything.


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