Hotties in Haiku | Bitter Balcony

Hotties in Haiku: Elisabeth Shue

August 30, 2010 -- Source of bitter: JAS

Always the looker.

Finally back on the screen.

Yup, you've still got it.

August 23, 2010 -- Source of bitter: JAS

Chinese High schooler.

She'll "versus the world" for love.

So young, so naive.

August 23, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas

Teenage sex bob-omb.

Indie records, 8-bit fights.

My nerd heart? K.O'ed!

August 16, 2010 -- Source of bitter: JAS

Multicolored hair.

I'd fight your seven exes...

...for some pixel love.

August 09, 2010 -- Source of bitter: JAS

Pink wig, bedroom eyes.

Never forgetting, "Thank you."

My oh my... oh my.

August 02, 2010 -- Source of bitter: John Rojas

You're burning in hell.

Perky and sweet Christine Brown.

You're burning in hell!

July 26, 2010 -- Source of bitter: JAS

Monstrous, some would say.

With your odd face and strange spikes.

I've still got a crush.