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Hotties in Haiku: Lisa from "The Room"

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Unsure where you stand.



You left Johnny with no friends.



Go toss a football.


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Hotties in Haiku: Sana from Endhiran

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Sassy nerd lover.




You love your robot boy toy.




Please stop the singing.









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Hotties in Haiku: Tia Carrere as Cassandra

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Cool babe jams guitar.

Rocking out to Ballroom Blitz.

Party on indeed, Wayne!

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Hotties in Haiku: Mira Sorvino in "The Presence"

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Off to write a book.

Dark whispers making you mad.

Our haunted hottie.

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Hotties in Haiku: April O'Neil as played by Judith Hoag

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Sassy Journalist.

Always looking for trouble.

Friends with four green dudes.

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Hotties in Haiku: Angelina Jolie as Acid Burn

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Handle: Acid Burn

Love active matrix displays.

The hottest hacker!

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Hotties in Haiku: Hitler's Secretary from Blind Spot

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Exciting new job.

Her boss, interesting fellow.

Wait, what!?! Murderer?












*this was written so that this weeks Hotties goes with the documentary week. If you are offended... get over it.

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