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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Smurfette [User Review]

 


One girl, hundred boys

OK, she's a bit easy

Who wouldn't smurf that?




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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Drew Barrymore [User Review]

 


When I was age five

I could not understand why

ET wants to leave.




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Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku - Salma Hayek [User Review]

 


I have felt true love

Ever since Desperado.

God bless Rodriguez


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Hotties in Haiku: Bride of Frankenstein

 




Your freakish cold stare.

Your hair, ahead of its time.

Your hiss, so divine!

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Hotties in Haiku: Megan Fox

 



Hotties in Haiku: Megan Fox



Hot thin bod, nice eyes.

She is no Angelina.

Emphasis on Fox.


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