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Hotties in Haiku: Julia Roberts in Eat, Pray, Love

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Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.



Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.



Maybe you... Naw. Me.




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Hotties in Haiku: Natalie Portman as Nina Sayers

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Swan Lake's fragile bird.



Trauma waif on tippy toes.



Cuckoo for tutu.




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Hotties in Haiku: Olivia Wilde as Quorra

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Digital hottie.



Tight light suit frisbee thrower.



Makes geeks real happy.




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Hotties in Haiku: Tricia Helfer as Number 6

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Your spine, it glows red.



You manipulate Gaius.



Bring the end of man.




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Hotties in Haiku: Maria de Medeiros as Fabienne

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Fond of pot bellies.



La femme amant du Butch.



Blueberry pancakes.


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Hotties in Haiku: Heather Graham as Rollergirl

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Porn princess on wheels.



Sex, cocaine, and Dirk Diggler.



Those damn skates stay on.


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Hotties in Haiku: Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann

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Brave Elizabeth.



Heiress with a pirate's soul.



Lovely in corset.


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