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Hotties in Haiku: Zuul

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Are you wearing suds?



Always asking if we're god.



Yup, this chick is toast.


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Hotties in Haiku: Deb from "Napoleon Dynamite"

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Her sleeves are real big.



She's quite the photographer.



Good catch, Dynamite.


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Hotties in Haiku: Robin Williams as Mrs. Doubtfire

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Nanny in disguise.



Fruit throwing, hot flashing brit.



Hey, it's Mork from Ork!


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Hotties in Haiku: Katie from "Paranormal Activity"

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You brought a neat guest.



He just wants to covet you...



and kill everyone.


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Hotties in Haiku: Lea Thompson as Lorraine Baines

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Marty's do-good mom.



Hottie back in fifty-five.



Lay your hands off, Biff!!!


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Hotties in Haiku: Nyra from "Legend of the Guardians"

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Your freaky big eyes.



Big talk/bitchy attitude.



You evil bride you.


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Hotties in Haiku: Noomi Rapace as Lisbeth Salander

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Bi-sexual hacker.



Punk-Goth looks, lays mean beat-downs.



And flirts with fire?



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