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Hotties in Haiku: Maya Sayre in "Aidan 5"

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In pencil drawn world.



Hear the detective drama.



Cover for Aidan.


See: Aidan 5 and/or Maya Sayre

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Hotties in Haiku: Michelle Ryan in "Cashback"

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I puffy heart you.



Your screaming in slow motion...



Don't throw things at me!

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Hotties in Haiku: Rachel Mitchell in Pitch Black

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A killer on-board.



Cute pilot with a secret.



Watch out for monsters.

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Hotties in Haiku: Ellen Page in Inception

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The cute artsy chick.



Building levels in my dreams.



Mature role at last.

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Hotties in Haiku: Elisabeth Shue

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Always the looker.



Finally back on the screen.



Yup, you've still got it.

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Hotties in Haiku: Knives Chau (JAS cheat code version)

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Chinese High schooler.



She'll "versus the world" for love.



So young, so naive.

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Hotties in Haiku: Ellen Wong as Knives Chau (John's edition)

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Teenage sex bob-omb.



Indie records, 8-bit fights.



My nerd heart? K.O'ed!

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