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Hotties in Haiku: Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead)

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Multicolored hair.



I'd fight your seven exes...



...for some pixel love.

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Hotties in Haiku: Natalie Portman (in Closer)

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Pink wig, bedroom eyes.



Never forgetting, "Thank you."



My oh my... oh my.

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Hotties in Haiku: Alison Lohman as Christine Brown

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You're burning in hell.



Perky and sweet Christine Brown.



You're burning in hell!

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Hotties in Haiku: Shuna Sassi (from Nightbreed)

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Monstrous, some would say.



With your odd face and strange spikes.



I've still got a crush.

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Hotties in Haiku: Bryce Dallas Howard as Gwen Stacey

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Spiderman's first girl.



Green Goblin should have killed you...



...in the first movie.

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Hotties in Haiku: Malin Åkerman as Silk Spectre II

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Second Silk Spectre.



She is really into blue guys.



Or impotent ones!

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Hotties in Haiku: Statue of Liberty

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Appearances? Tons.



You, never in the credits.



Our copper hottie.

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