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Hotties in Haiku: Zooey Deschanel as Summer Finn

 
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Radiant Summer.

Unattainable beauty.

Woe Tom’s broken heart.



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Hotties in Haiku: Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor

 
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Mom of the future.

Terminates evil robots.

Ripley-ish, maybe?



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Hotties in Haiku: Bella from Twilight

 
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Oh, so dramatic.

Torn between two lame losers.

Yours, such a hard life.



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Hotties in Haiku: Dren from Splice

 
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You're born an odd squirrel.

Budding into a hottie.

Legs and tail, ignored.



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Hotties in Haiku: Kim Cattrall in Mannequin

 
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Hollywood's jealous...

Because your ass is plastic.

It'll never sag.




If you want an excuse to see Kim Cattrall in this cinematic masterpiece then use THIS drinking game as an excuse.

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Hotties in Haiku: Devon Aoki as Miho

 
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So sweet and tiny.

Blades, her favorite weapon.

She'll slice your ass up.

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Hotties in Haiku: Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow

 




Scarlett's Black Widow.

Stop with the flashy poses.

Lame introduction.

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