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Hotties in Haiku: Lucy Liu as O-Ren Ishii in "Kill Bill"

 




Deadly Cottonmouth.

Has race issues and masked friends.

Poor choice for bridesmaid.




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Hotties in Haiku: Generic Heroine

 




Sometimes the victim.

Forever the love interest.

The guy, always earned.




OK, any actresses out there post your pics below and let us know what generic heroine you've played!

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Hotties in haiku: Lisa Wilcox as Alice Johnson (A Nightmare on Elm St. 4 and 5)

 




Freddy's shy rival.

Dream Master and Dream Child mom.

Knows karate, too!




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Hotties in Haiku: Heather Langenkamp as Nancy Thompson (Nightmare on Elm Street)

 




Our Nancy Thompson.

The first to outwit Freddy.

Just don't fall asleep!




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Hotties in Haiku: Tilda Swinton as The White Witch in "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe"

 




Scares the Pevensies.

Cold, pale and androgynous.

Hates lion that talks.




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Hotties in Haiku: Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp in "GoldenEye"

 




Bond's Hottest Villian.

Russian, Murderer Vixen.

That is one mean squeeze.




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Hotties in Haiku: Daryl Hannah in "Splash"

 




Movement in water.

A splash, a shape, a figure?

Behold a mermaid!




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