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Hotties in Haiku: Jennifer Aniston

 




My Favorite Friend

I watch all your bad movies

But why John Mayer?




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Hotties in Haiku: Margot Kidder's Lois Lane

 




Witty and clever.

She's not hot enough for Supes.

Always in trouble.




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Hotties in Haiku: Isabel/Izzi Creo

 




You, our Spaniard queen.

Writer and cancer victim.

And a flying tree?





Confused? Then you need to watch "The Fountain."

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Hotties in Haiku: Maggie Gyllenhaal

 




Friends think you're Ugly.

I Think you are beautiful.

I am not picky.




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Hotties in Haiku: Neytiri

 




She's spicy, but sweet.

Cute, even with her blue butt.

Still, she's no Smurfette.




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Hotties in Haiku: Jennifer Garner

 




"Alias" was great.

Then Affleck and bad choices.

Now we can care less.




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Hotties in Haiku: Anna Falchi

 


You died and came back.

Then you went and died again.

Dead? Alive? Still hot!




Confused? See "Cemetery Man". :).

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