Eat, Love, Pray(2010)Fair warning. My first thought during this movie was the character Julia Roberts is playing here is really full of shit. It turns out that the actual person she plays is, well, sorta full of shit in real life. More on that later…
Liz Gilbert is a writer and she’s upset with a big house and a husband. Woe is she in her hard hard life. She prays to god for the first time and somehow god tells her to leave her husband. Leave it to god to make someone break her vows, which she made before that very god. Then she laughs and plays with her new boy toy David Piccolo (James Franco). Guess what, she gets tired of that too. So she gets this bright idea of heading to Italy, India and Bali to discover how deep she wishes she is. She wants to once again get a taste for life. Of course on this trip she meets a man and they live happily ever after. More on that later…
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Valentine's Day (2010)
The movie ‘Valentines Day’ is like a cheese bucket. Not a collection of cheese with variety and flavour, not with nice presentation and proper crackers and bread on the side. It is a bucket of junk full of the broken bits from the bottom of the whole packages, it is not made to be enjoyed. It is there for the sake of ‘must have cheese’ and trade for money only. Seriously, what a surprise. When you walk into a movie called ‘Valentines Day’ which opens on Valentines Day, you know they are not making art, or experience. But there is nothing wrong with a little bit of cheese from time to time, right? It should be easy going and light hearted, and carry some retard (no, scratch that) simple messages such as ‘love concurs all’ and ‘be loyal to your spouse’, or ‘someone mean-to-be is waiting for you somewhere’. When you walk into this one you should be well prepared cos you know it would be a sure bet to have a full faceful of cheese coming down your way. |
