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The most bizarre PSA you will see today, starring Peter Weller of "Robocop"

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Hotties in Haiku: Anne Lewis from Robocop

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Whispering, "Murphy."



Aide your mechanical friend.



"They" fix everything.


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Michigan becomes awesome as citizens rally to build a Robocop statue!

 

Have you ever thought to yourself, “I’d buy that for a dollar!” Well, now you should put that dollar, or more, to help Michigan build the ultimate symbol of a better tomorrow – a giant Robocop statue!

Run, don’t walk, over to http://detroitneedsrobocop.com/ and pitch in to a cause we at Bitter Balcony feel has already taken too long to happen. The only flaw in this plan is that it is to be a life-sized version of Robocop. We feel it should be a massive Robocop full of awesome, but what do we know?

Oh yeah, and “Stay out of trouble!”

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Peter Weller elevated to the coolest F'ing guy of the month!

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So the kid to the left wore the most adorable Robocop Halloween costume EVAR and his father took a bunch of pictures of him. He posted the pictures and posted them (and some videos) online. It spread all over the net and eventually to the eyes and ears of Mr. Weller himself.

Peter Weller, being the badass that he is, sent the kid an autographed picture with a personal message from Robocop himself to the youth and made him the source of our envy.

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Remakes remakes everywhere and not a one worth crap.

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Nextmovie.com has compiled a fine list. This list brings great sadness and bitterness. Naturally, we are talking about Hollywood's new/old addiction – Remakes. Man, Hollywood loves to cash in and destroy every single happy childhood memory by pissing out watered down and half assed rehashes. The following list will make you wonder why they are doing some while screaming at the monitor for some of the others.

Hollywood intends to ruin movies we wouldn't expect like "Judge Dredd", "Child's Play", "Fright Night", "Conan", "Romancing the Stone" and "Porky's".

Then they plan on ruining ones they shouldn't touch like "Crow", "Warriors", "The NeverEnding Story", "Orphanage" (already?), and "Robocop".

I'd like to note that "The Thing" is not getting a remake, but a prequel. It sounds like the crew knows what they are doing with us that lessens the bitter, but lets face it, we've heard this talk before.

For the rest of the sad list Nextmovie.com has compiled check out the following LINK.

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Robocop rap - Warnings of Spoilers and Brilliance! [User Review]

 

If you haven't seen Robocop then I have to ask, "What is wrong with you!?!" Go watch it and then come back to see the short rap video version of the film below.

Special thanks to Joblo.com for finding this gem. :)

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