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“Sweeney Todd” gives us yet another opportunity to experience Tim Burton remaking someone else’s crap. This time out, it's a musical. As we said when “Alice in Wonderland” came out: Burton, please stop with the freaking remakes. Your original stuff rocks, but your remakes blow harder than Mt. Saint Helen on a bad day.

Sweeney Todd is the alter ego of a man who was shafted by a prominent figure in order to have his wife snatched out from under him. Todd was originally Benjamin Barker, a barber. He is set up, spend time in jail, and returns for his sweet, sweet revenge. Of course, like any vengeance-obsessed man, he does it with music and a lot of blood. Teaming with Mrs. Lovett he slowly works his way through those whom did him wrong.

It's likely you've already heard other reviewers bashing "Alice in Wonderland" for a number of reasons. For Bitter Balcony, the film was an absolute snore – yet that's something we haven't seen mentioned in reviews often enough.

"Alice" begins in our heroine's childhood nightmares about falling down a rabbit hole. Flash forward and now she's a rebel going against the in status quo. No corset? The nerve. Alice spends the entire movie arguing against her battle against the Jabberwocky, only to ultimately fulfill it. Did we just spoil it? No. As with any Disney film, good always triumphs.

We've mentioned our cautious optimism for this film for a while now, seen HERE. Sadly, it seems there is a good chance that we were right to do so. Our buddy Que has found an article which states that the movie is garbage and they mean business. They go as far as to say that a reviewer even compare it to "Lesbian Vampire Killers" and say it's worse. GASP!

You can read the review HERE.

Advice, Burton... Stop with the remakes. You suck at them.

We will still watch the film with an open mind, but a stronger shield to protect us from the possible feces flying off the screen.

Tim Burton's rendition of Lewis Carroll's "Alice in Wonderland" comes to theaters in March 2010, duh. You probably know that unless you where hiding under a mushroom(or taking one). Anyways, why do a lookout for a movie we are all aware and likely to see?

There is an exhibit on Tim Burton’s work in everything from conceptual artist to movie director.

Unfortunately, for us on the west coast it is in New York.

It looks pretty interesting as it features original art and his animated films.

Anyone out there remembers and craves Stainboy flash animations?

Click HERE for more information on this most excellent exhibit.

Check out the fun Family Guide HERE too.