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Never ceasing to prove how awesome he continues to be George Takei has posted this video asking "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" fans alike to stop fighting themselves and fight the true enemy of good entertainment, "Twilight!"

First off, this is the first wedding I ever cried during. No, not because it was romantic or believable, but because I knew that this was the beginning of two hours of my life I’ll never get back. It didn’t help that these characters are so miserable they can barely muster a grin during the wedding that they’ve spent three movies chasing. From the moment the paralyzed guy moved his foot to grab a letter on the floor it was clear this movie was going to be just as bad, if not worse, than the prior films.

The first thirty minutes of this film has absolutely no narrative. It’s a wedding and a honeymoon and frankly feels like it’s ending from the very beginning. Unfortunately, it goes on for another hour and a half after that. Bella gets pregnant and we spend a good portion of the film watching her look like shit while the vampires, who clearly have nothing to do with their undeath at all, dote over her.

There is one really great scene where the werewolves are telepathically talking to each other and it feels like we are watching a terrible deleted scene from Disney’s Lion King. It was quite laughable.

"The Razzies" should be called the Bitter Balcony awards, or at least the Bitter Awards as it points out the worst of the worst from the past year. This year they really did great in pointing out that "The Last Airbender" was an utter piece of crap and that not even fans could love "Sex and the City 2".

Here are the winners, or losers as they should be called, from the evenings event:

• Worst Picture: "The Last Airbender"
• Worst Actor: Ashton Kutcher for both "Killers" and "Valentine's Day."
• Worst Actress: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristen Davis for "Sex and the City 2"
• Worst Supporting Actor: Jackson Rathbone for "The Last Airbender" and "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" (the other most-nominated title of the year)
• Worst Supporting Actress: Jessica Alba for "The Killer Inside Me," "Little Fockers," "Machete" and "Valentine's Day"
• Worst Eye-gouging Misuse of 3-D: "The Last Airbender"
• Worst Screen Couple or Ensemble: The cast of "Sex and the City 2"
• Worst Director: M. Night Shyamalan
• Worst Screenplay: "The Last Airbender"

Not sure how to feel about "The Last Airbender"? These two images should help.

The first one is what "The Last Airbender" has in common with the original, great, source material.

The second is how to justify going to see it because you just need to get away from the summer heat. How hot does it need to get to justify watching "Airbender" or the latest "Twilight" blunder?

Images inside!

A review in short letters to the characters and film crew…

Dear Jacob and Edward,

Get over it. Bella is playing you like a fiddle. Why your respective families insist on helping you defend this manipulative little brat is beyond me. She can barely manage a smile and also barely manages to be able to make you both smile.

Jacob, stop wanting to hump her leg. There are plenty other better "mates" to "imprint" on. BTW: what does imprint mean? Are you going to pee on her leg to establish ownership?

Edward, no matter how lame you are, you can still find a better woman for yourself. Also, aren't you 100+ years old? I'm 32 and I find this chick terribly annoying to the point of wanting to watch her enemies devour her. Evolve a bit, buddy. You are letting a teenager manipulate the crap out of you. Sucker! You make love look like painful constipation.

Both of you should stop fighting over this Olive Oyl and fight over someone who is at least interesting. Or hot. Or capable of smiling.