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Dumb and Dumber: Jackass 3D review!!!

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3D has found a new low. "Jackass" alums Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius and Co. return for more self-inflicted genital punishment in this third installment of the “Jackass” franchise. Is it possible that something that was asinine to begin with could also become uninspired?

The guys have resorted to shit, puke and piss not as a challenge to our tolerance levels, but because they have nothing to offer anymore (did they ever?). This "Jackass," is nothing more than a banal attempt of thirty-something skaters and ex-junkies to jerk off their cash cow. After I threw $10 into a $50-million port-a-potty, the real Jackass is me: a willingly paying idiot who should have known better.

This dull film has no plot (or reason to exist), but it does spare a few nuggets of short-span wittiness, which amounts to 10 minutes of screen time. The scenes shot for 3D, such as the opening and closing credits, are artistically shot and executed. I also enjoyed the snake trap Margera falls into while he fails to execute a face-punching prank on an unsuspecting pal. Margera’s panicky yells and pissy-fit make him what he’s always been: a spoiled mama’s boy who can’t take what he dishes out. Viva La Bitch! As for “Jackass 3D,” I think a lobotomy would be a better idea for any remotely thinking human being rather than watching this defilement.

Trailer:

Official website:
Jackass 3D

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Credits:
Directed by: Jeff Tremaine
Written by: Preston Lacy
Cast: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O


Source of the Bitter: John Rojas

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