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Are you ready kids? I can't heeeeeeeeear you? Well, here it is anyway. A trailer you won't remember by the time the sun has risen. Not only is the title of those trash super lame, but the cast seems act as poorly as the evidence of direction.

Here is a proposed rewrite to the heart wrenching scene when the main characters might split in the trailer.

Guy, "If I stay here I'll hurt you." (also known as the worst reading of a single sentence by an actor all year)

Chic, "If you stay here I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!"

Just an idea. Just throwin' it out there. Ya know who B.B. rolls.