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Real Steel supports animal abuse. Where is PETA?

Bitter, Bitter Balcony, Movie Review, Real Steel 2011Leslie Bohem, John GatinsShawn LevyHope Davis,Anthony Mackie,Evangeline Lilly,Hugh Jackman,Kevin Durand Bitter,Bitterometer,meter Real Steel(2011)
 

Sock ‘em Rock ‘em Robots, er, “Real Steel” starts off in the worse possible way. A man pits a giant robot against a bull. For the entertainment of the crowd this robot attempts to beat the crap out of a bull. It was great to think, “Where is PETA?” at the start of a movie we never thought could get any worse than the premise. Bull fighting aside this movie shows us once again that Hugh Jackman really needs to pick and choose a bit more.

“Real Steel” follows Charlie Kenton, a crappy robot fighter and equally crappy father, while he is forced to take care of his son and fight more robots. Thankfully, the fights are robot and robot and don’t sicken us further with animal abuse. Somehow, magically, he finds a robot under mud and filth and it turns him into a pro… unlike a refurbished $50,000 robot couldn’t do.

Instead of going over all that is wrong with this film let us cut it short and say that everyone seems to be trying, but that’s it. When it ended I thanked my lucky stars that I have the fortitude to ingest this much crap and live then I walked away.

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Credits:
Directed by: Shawn Levy
Written by: Leslie Bohem, John Gatins
Cast: Hope Davis, Anthony Mackie, Evangeline Lilly, Hugh Jackman, Kevin Durand


Source of the Bitter: JAS

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