Embrace the bitter and post your own reviews!

"Twilight" through the eyes of Bitter Balcony, in comic book form!

 

Bitter Balcony has been known not to be a fan of Twilight, but no matter how we point out why people still question us. Because of this we have decided to go ahead and give you a preview of what we see when we watch Twilight (all one time we were able to force ourselves through it).

Just in case our Top 10 reasons NOT to see Twilight wasn't enough have a glimpse of the first lame vamp flick through our eyes.

Kristen Stewart, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight
Kristen Stewart, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight
Kristen Stewart, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight
Kristen Stewart, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight
Kristen Stewart, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight
Kristen Stewart, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight
Kristen Stewart, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight
Kristen Stewart, New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight





Source of the Bitter: JAS

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
CrazySpy (not verified) on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 10:32pm

I like how the comic starts out with somewhat proper english, den getz all gangsta like! Is that what vamps are supposed to talk like?!

Enough 'bout that, funny interpretation. But really...I think the movie was made specifically for tweens, why should any grown adult care? With that said...sadly I watched it, and yeah I agree. Sucked balls!

Nailed it!

JAS on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 2:20pm

LOL

Thanks!

Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 11/09/2009 - 7:00am

Thats about how it gos.

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