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July 12th, 2009 | 
Know any good movies that are coming out? Want us to tear a movie to shreds, er, review a movie with the utmost professionalism?
Comment about it below and we'll do our best to get more info on or review it.
Tags: 
- Independece Day(1996) ID4 - Mothership Connection? Not so much...sort of..
- Shutter Island -- Old stinky lamb shank in Martin Scorsese's new Asian sauce.
- Valentines Day
- Twister(1996) This will blow your mind away....and some brain cells too [User Review]
- Space Jam (1996) - One Long Commercial [User Review]
- I Know What You Did Last Summer(1997) - Hateful Teens Get What's Coming To Them [User Review]
- The Wolfman - Bangers & Mash night [USER REVIEW]
- The Edge of Darkness [User Review]
- Robocop rap - Warnings of Spoilers and Brilliance!
- Moving Pictures Presents: Hotties in Haiku (Mass Effect edition) - Liara T'Soni
V
what do you think of the show.
We usually only do movies
We usually only do movies here. So far though we are on the fence. Its not as faithful to the original as we would have liked, but its something new.
We'll have to see where it goes the next few episodes before throwing the book at it. ;)
Review Good Burger(1997)
Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good burger.....sigh
Review - Godzilla(1998)
You know, not enough can be said about this film. Roland Emmerich's masterpiece is one of those you can write a full novel with so much to be said. A film that's ranked in most critic's love to write their thesis from.
Hmmm
I wonder if Bay and Emmerich went to school together? If can explode or be destroyed, then you know they'll be there.
Maybe they are secretly
Maybe they are secretly related. ;)
Namely
Saving Private Ryan, saved the summer of 98' by being the best picture of the year.
Ferris Bueller vs the Asexual Giant Iguana
It's been 11 years since that Fish eating stinker was made.
My favorite quote.
"That's a lot of fish" - Matthew Broderick.
The first movie where Ronald
The first movie where Ronald Emmerich didn't entertain us by blowing up half the worlds monuments in. No wonder it was a bore. And Matthew Broderick... sigh...
On the queue! :)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Worst decision Will Smith ever made, starring in WWW, rather than taking the role of, Neo in The Matrix. Review this disaster of a movie.
Reviewed and posted! Enjoy
Reviewed and posted! Enjoy the pain that I have experienced watching this movie. It was one of the hardest to get through since I've been working on this site.
I caught most of this movie
I caught most of this movie once. It was surprising that even though it had a talented cast it resulted in such a nightmare. Good pick! Look for it soon!
Review The Flintstones(1994) Movie
Cartoons, are meant to be on the TV for a reason.
This would be a good one,
This would be a good one, too! Thanks!
I've just finished watching Inspector Gadget... there WILL be a review. :)
Review the Inspector Gadget Film from 1999
Too many bad live action films in the 90's, but this one's a must.
Fits right in there next to
Fits right in there next to the Transformers and G.I. Joe movies.
Welcome NostalfiaGuy09! Yes,
Welcome NostalfiaGuy09! Yes, you are probably right, but bitter must prevail! :)
This should be an interesting
This should be an interesting one to rip into, er review. Thanks! :)
The Hurt Locker
Review this movie.
I'm interested in checking
I'm interested in checking this one out. I'll try to get to it soon! Thanks for the suggestion!
Have any thoughts on the Avatar Teaser Trailer?
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avatar
It's up already.
Hehe. Here at Bitter Balcony
Hehe. Here at Bitter Balcony there is always an opinion.
I'll have to write a breakdown of what I think. I checked it out yesterday and considered writing something about it. Sometime early next week I'll have something up about this. Must do research first. :)
Thanks for the request!
Done and posted!
Done and posted!
Cloverfield
Review Cloverfield.
Good one! Will do! Thanks
Good one! Will do!
Thanks for the suggestion!
I loved reading The Time
I loved reading The Time Traveler's Wife. I'm excited about the movie coming out, but a little bit unsure about it too. There's always that fear that they will completely ruin it. Any plans to review this one?
I had considered writing
I had considered writing about it for the Lookout section above, but I'm not 100% about it's translation to film. I will review it when it comes out though. :)
REVIEW....REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
Critics disliked it... a lot, but the box office performance is only showing that people don't really care what the critics have to say even if they had a sign right in the middle of their noses!
User review for this one
User review for this one here: Transformers II
I'll probably chime in sometime soon.
I watched this one right
I watched this one right before starting this site. I'll revisit it and chime in. Trust me, there is a lot to be bitter about with this one. :)
Movie Review Requests:
Top 10 Worst Movies of all time
Top 10 Movies you must see before the end of the world
Best Girl flick from a man's opinion
What directors should be directing cereal commercials instead of movies
Movies that slap the average character with a bit of reality, and do it well
Top 10 movies to that will make you call your Mom
The best female actress
Movies worth dressing up for
Movies worth camping out in front of theaters for
Laughing turns into snorting movies
All time best soundtracks
Movies that should be remade
Sequels that should be burned, buried and forgotten
Foreign films worth suffering through sub titles for
Romances that are induce with gag reflexes
Movies worth living in
Scariest character of all time
Best written story turned transposed into film
Forget the fancy actors, costumes and pretty anorexic girls - the movies that are just gorgeous to look at
Bets were on the movie would flop, but it did deserve to soar.
Best kept secret in the movie industry
Okay - that should keep you busy for awhile.
OMZ! Now there is a list to
OMZ!
Now there is a list to go though!
I have ideas for some already, so stay tuned!
Thanks!!!!
Netflix?
Do you have a Netflix account? It's handy to link up that way and make sure that I see/don't-see movies that you recommend/hate.
Now we have fancy personal
Now we have fancy personal messaging for users that are signed in. :) Feel free to PM me with anything you want my opinion on. :)
Alas, I don't anymore. But
Alas, I don't anymore. But I'm more than willing to let you know what I think of any specific ones you might have in mind. I'll probably renew it at some point, but not just yet. :)
Feel free to sign up for an account with up (totally Free) or leave some contact info if you like.
You can contact me at - jas at bitterbalcony dot com
Idiocracy
Worst.movie.ever.
I'll try to get this review
I'll try to get this review up sometime next week.
Reviewed! :)
Reviewed! :)
Review Harry Potter
Harry Potter is right about to pop out of his magical book and into chaotic frantic and panic inducing scenes of stressing dilute story lines. That sounds like a good place for you to start.
I'll have to catch up with
I'll have to catch up with the last two, so you might get a triple whammy coming your way!
Goblet of Fire has been
Goblet of Fire has been watched and a review will be posted by Monday. :)