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July 12,
2009 -- Source of bitter: JAS
Know any good movies that are coming out? Want us to tear a movie to shreds, er, review a movie with the utmost professionalism?
Comment about it below and we'll do our best to get more info on or review it.
Comments, rants and other stuffs below
what do you think of the show.
We usually only do movies here. So far though we are on the fence. Its not as faithful to the original as we would have liked, but its something new.
We'll have to see where it goes the next few episodes before throwing the book at it. ;)
Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good burger.....sigh
You know, not enough can be said about this film. Roland Emmerich's masterpiece is one of those you can write a full novel with so much to be said. A film that's ranked in most critic's love to write their thesis from.
I wonder if Bay and Emmerich went to school together? If can explode or be destroyed, then you know they'll be there.
Maybe they are secretly related. ;)
Saving Private Ryan, saved the summer of 98' by being the best picture of the year.
It's been 11 years since that Fish eating stinker was made.
My favorite quote.
"That's a lot of fish" - Matthew Broderick.
The first movie where Ronald Emmerich didn't entertain us by blowing up half the worlds monuments in. No wonder it was a bore. And Matthew Broderick... sigh...
On the queue! :)
Worst decision Will Smith ever made, starring in WWW, rather than taking the role of, Neo in The Matrix. Review this disaster of a movie.
Reviewed and posted! Enjoy the pain that I have experienced watching this movie. It was one of the hardest to get through since I've been working on this site.
I caught most of this movie once. It was surprising that even though it had a talented cast it resulted in such a nightmare. Good pick! Look for it soon!
Cartoons, are meant to be on the TV for a reason.
This would be a good one, too! Thanks!
I've just finished watching Inspector Gadget... there WILL be a review. :)
Too many bad live action films in the 90's, but this one's a must.
Fits right in there next to the Transformers and G.I. Joe movies.
Welcome NostalfiaGuy09! Yes, you are probably right, but bitter must prevail! :)
This should be an interesting one to rip into, er review. Thanks! :)
Review this movie.
I'm interested in checking this one out. I'll try to get to it soon! Thanks for the suggestion!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avatar
It's up already.
Hehe. Here at Bitter Balcony there is always an opinion.
I'll have to write a breakdown of what I think. I checked it out yesterday and considered writing something about it. Sometime early next week I'll have something up about this. Must do research first. :)
Thanks for the request!
Done and posted!
Review Cloverfield.
Good one! Will do!
Thanks for the suggestion!
I loved reading The Time Traveler's Wife. I'm excited about the movie coming out, but a little bit unsure about it too. There's always that fear that they will completely ruin it. Any plans to review this one?
I had considered writing about it for the Lookout section above, but I'm not 100% about it's translation to film. I will review it when it comes out though. :)
Critics disliked it... a lot, but the box office performance is only showing that people don't really care what the critics have to say even if they had a sign right in the middle of their noses!
User review for this one here: Transformers II
I'll probably chime in sometime soon.
I watched this one right before starting this site. I'll revisit it and chime in. Trust me, there is a lot to be bitter about with this one. :)
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Bets were on the movie would flop, but it did deserve to soar.
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Okay - that should keep you busy for awhile.
OMZ!
Now there is a list to go though!
I have ideas for some already, so stay tuned!
Thanks!!!!
Do you have a Netflix account? It's handy to link up that way and make sure that I see/don't-see movies that you recommend/hate.
Now we have fancy personal messaging for users that are signed in. :) Feel free to PM me with anything you want my opinion on. :)
Alas, I don't anymore. But I'm more than willing to let you know what I think of any specific ones you might have in mind. I'll probably renew it at some point, but not just yet. :)
Feel free to sign up for an account with up (totally Free) or leave some contact info if you like.
You can contact me at - jas at bitterbalcony dot com
Worst.movie.ever.
I'll try to get this review up sometime next week.
Reviewed! :)
Harry Potter is right about to pop out of his magical book and into chaotic frantic and panic inducing scenes of stressing dilute story lines. That sounds like a good place for you to start.
I'll have to catch up with the last two, so you might get a triple whammy coming your way!
Goblet of Fire has been watched and a review will be posted by Monday. :)
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