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Yo, Adrian, check out BB's "The Expendables" Lookout!

 

The Expendables Lookout

One of this year's most expected action films takes us back to 1986. Set for a late summer release, Sylvester Stallone's "The Expendables" brings Reagan-era unapologetic bravura and violence to our tippy toed 21th century sensitivities. Stallone, all 'roided up, leads a mercenary group consisting of other action superstars Jason Straham, Jet Li, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, MMA great Randy Couture,Terry Crews, and fellow juicer Mickey Rourke.

Apparently, the plot evolves the kidnapping of a young woman by the always treacherous Eric Roberts, hot off the success of "The Best Of The Best" franchise(maybe not). And if this still doesn't sound like a straight to DVD release, Drago himself shows up to F### shit up. Yes, Dolph Lundgren!!!!!!!!

This only gets better, people. With Bruce Willis, Danny Trejo, and the incomparable Arnie making appearances to back good ol' buddy Sly, "The Expendables" should be titled "Planet Hollywood with Cojones".

By the look of the trailer, Stallone, who co-wrote the screenplay, keeps it simple stupid again, but so what? The man knows what his audience wants, and with the solid revivals of Rocky and Rambo(pure carnage poetry), I give "The Expendables" the benefit of the doubt. I mean, one of the characters is named "Dan Paine". Please take my ten dollars now, Italian Stallion!

Images:

Trailer:

Official website:

The Expendables Lookout

Credits:

Directed by: Sylvester Stallone
Written by: Sylvester Stallone
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham





Source of the Bitter: John Rojas

Comments, rants and other stuffs below
JAS on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 7:04am

Yeah, this looks to be a fun movie. Would have been cool if Van Damme wouldn't have been a halfwit about it, but what can you do.

John Rojas on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 2:19pm

Hello, he's a real ACTOR now, JCVD, anybody? HEHE

Que on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 12:11pm

you know what, I thing this might just be something I need from time to time. nothing else but some boom boom boom!

John Rojas on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 10:23pm

Sly knows how to make this type of movie, so why not take a look at it?

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