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R.I.P Irvin Kershner

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Irvin Kershner, famous for helming one of the great sequels of all time, "Robocop 2," passed away today at age 87 (sad day for film buffs, actually).

Oh, yeah, he also directed that little movie with a creepy green midget with a crane.

R.I.P Director.

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R.I.P Leslie Nielsen

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Beloved character actor and comedic leading man Leslie Nielsen died today at age 84.

We will Shirley miss him.

Thanks for the good laughs, sir.

R.I.P

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Whoa! TRONized Ripley vs Alien Queen scene!

 

GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU 01000010 01001001 01010100 01000011 01001000 !!! from Benni Diez on Vimeo.

This is pretty sick. Not only that, but it has "bitch" in binary as the title. :)

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Lookout: Can the Coens outduel John Wayne with their True Grit redux?

Bitter, Bitter Balcony, Movie Review, True Grit 2010Ethan & Joel CoenEthan & Joel CoenJeff Bridges, Matt DamonCharles Portis True Grit(2010)
 

Bitter Balcony is looking forward to the Coen bros. homage to the Duke himself, John Wayne, with a remake of his 1969 classic "True Grit." Based on the novel by Charles Portis, the story centers around a young girl convincing a rough U.S Marshall to track down her father's murderer. Jeff Bridges, whose highly anticipated "Tron: Legacy" is coming out soon, will take over the role of Cogburn, one that won Wayne an Oscar in 1970. Matt Damon will play his partner, Josh Brolin as the man they pursue, and newcomer Hailee Steinfeld as the girl they must abide to (we had to throw a Dude reference in there). Anyways, the movie looks badass and we know that if anybody delivers on understated violence and irony, it's the Coens.

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Hotties in Haiku: Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann

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Brave Elizabeth.



Heiress with a pirate's soul.



Lovely in corset.


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Peter Weller elevated to the coolest F'ing guy of the month!

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So the kid to the left wore the most adorable Robocop Halloween costume EVAR and his father took a bunch of pictures of him. He posted the pictures and posted them (and some videos) online. It spread all over the net and eventually to the eyes and ears of Mr. Weller himself.

Peter Weller, being the badass that he is, sent the kid an autographed picture with a personal message from Robocop himself to the youth and made him the source of our envy.

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Batz in da' Hood? Batman: Under the Red Hood review!!!

Bitter, Bitter Balcony, Movie Review, Batman: Under the Red Hood 2010Judd WinickBrandon ViettiBruce Greenwood, Jensen Ackles Bitter,Bitterometer,meter Batman: Under the Red Hood(2010)
 

“Batman: Under the Red Hood” is the latest Batman animated adventure, an abbreviated take on Batman’s pursuit of Red Hood, an old adversary formerly incarnated by The Joker. Red Hood (voiced by Jensen Ackles) arrives at Gotham with an agenda to take down the criminal underworld, but unlike the Dark Knight, he is willing to tumble the unlawful with murderous precision.

Batman (Bruce Greenwood) is caught in the middle of a street war, one furiously heading towards the mafia chain’s head doorstep, Black Mask (Wade Williams). Batman, reluctantly accepting the assistance of Nightwing (Neil Patrick Harris), goes on a two-tier mission to not only stop the Red Hood’s ravenous cleansing, but to uncover the man behind the crimson guise in hopes to save him from the darkness he’s bound for.

However, Batman’s suspicion of the mysterious rouge’s identity might prove true; one connecting him with former apprentice and second Robin, the deceased Jason Todd. Batman’s investigation takes him halfway around the world to face arch-enemy Ra’s al Ghul (Jason Issacs) and back to the horrors of Arkham Asylum to confront his greatest rival, The Joker (John Di Maggio).

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