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Day Night Day Night: a date with a terrorist

 

To walk the streets of New York on any given day feels like waking inside an anthill, the gathering of people so immense in such a narrow space that you are bound to collide with a multitude of faces, each unique yet hard to distinguish. You are absorbed by the radiant lights of Times Square, the stench of the NY Subway System, and the bruises of the best city in the world. New York is the closest you will ever be to becoming invisible. In Day Night Day Night, a young woman journeys into the heart of the city with a bomb harboring in her backpack and a volume remote as her trigger.

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Push (me off a roof)

 

Push opens up with a man looking for a place to hide eventually reaching a room where he dispenses some wisdom to his son, to help a child that gives him a flower. Years later we see that this child has grown up into the talented, but unlucky in landing a decent movie, Chris Evans, playing Nick Grant.

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The Last Minute (2001)

 

Stephen Norrington directs this movie about Billy Byrnes rise and fall from grace as a great… Director… Photographer… Philosopher… Fraked if I know. This whole movie goes by talking about how great he is then how he lost it. What did he do that was so great? Dunno. What did he do that was so bad? Dunno. What does he do? He, look at that, a resounding DUNNO!

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Max Payne (and a pain it is)

 

Max Payne

If you watch the trailer you will think that you are going in to see a well shot, hard-boiled detective/revenge flick. What you will get is a bland/boring movie that does not the narrative of the game – which was actually quite good.

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A Face in the Crowd (1957) *PBB

 

Note: Some reviews were written before we just about gave up on Hollywood--just like one of those couples that think, "This time it'll work out." These reviews may not be as bitter as the Bitter Balcony norm, and are noted by: *PBB (Pre-Bitter Balcony).

A Face in the Crowd (1957)

Director: Elia Kazan

Writer: Budd Schulberg

Starring Andy Griffith, Walter Matthau, Patricia Neal, Anthony Franciosa and Lee Remick.

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Note: Some reviews were written before we just about gave up on Hollywood--just like one of those couples that think, "This time it'll work out." These reviews may not be as bitter as the Bitter Balcony norm, and are noted by: *PBB (Pre-Bitter Balcony).

A Face in the Crowd (1957)

Director: Elia Kazan

Writer: Budd Schulberg

Starring Andy Griffith, Walter Matthau, Patricia Neal, Anthony Franciosa and Lee Remick.

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Terminator: The Sarah Connor Blasphemy *PBB

 

Note: Some reviews were written before we just about gave up on Hollywood--just like one of those couples that think, "This time it'll work out." These reviews may not be as bitter as the Bitter Balcony norm, and are noted by: *PBB (Pre-Bitter Balcony).

Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles (because everyone has to have a chronicle, even Spiderwicks).
Created (i.e. ripped off and apart) by: Josh Friednman
Starring Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau, Brian Ausitn Green
First Aired: January 13, 2008

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Note: Some reviews were written before we just about gave up on Hollywood--just like one of those couples that think, "This time it'll work out." These reviews may not be as bitter as the Bitter Balcony norm, and are noted by: *PBB (Pre-Bitter Balcony).

Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles (because everyone has to have a chronicle, even Spiderwicks).
Created (i.e. ripped off and apart) by: Josh Friednman
Starring Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker, Summer Glau, Brian Ausitn Green
First Aired: January 13, 2008

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DOA: Dead or Alive (because the abbreviation is just not enough) *PBB

 

Note: Some reviews were written before we just about gave up on Hollywood--just like one of those couples that think, "This time it'll work out." These reviews may not be as bitter as the Bitter Balcony norm, and are noted by: *PBB (Pre-Bitter Balcony).

DOA: Dead or Alive (because the abbreviation is just not enough)
Directed by: Corey Yuen
Produced by: Paul W.S. Anderson and
Laughably written by: J.F. Lawton, Adam Gross, and Seth Gross (Yes, three people!)
Released: June 15, 2007

Wow... just, wow.

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Note: Some reviews were written before we just about gave up on Hollywood--just like one of those couples that think, "This time it'll work out." These reviews may not be as bitter as the Bitter Balcony norm, and are noted by: *PBB (Pre-Bitter Balcony).

DOA: Dead or Alive (because the abbreviation is just not enough)
Directed by: Corey Yuen
Produced by: Paul W.S. Anderson and
Laughably written by: J.F. Lawton, Adam Gross, and Seth Gross (Yes, three people!)
Released: June 15, 2007

Wow... just, wow.

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