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G.I. Joe You know when a movie starts off with a soapbox and a confirmation of my theories on how it will suck, you are in for an interesting review. First I have to point out that I have seen some crap. I mean some really bad movies, but I don’t think I have ever seen a movie where the ENTIRE cast supplies such exceedingly poor performances. There is no exaggeration when I say every one. I mean every last person (maybe Snake-Eyes doesn’t count because there isn’t much there for him to do but jump around) does a bad job.  |
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First I'll list a few simple reasons: 1. Stephen Sommers 2. Remember Helsing, it'll be that bad. 3. Remember how great the trailer for Mummy was and how not so the movie was. This'll likely be the same case. 4. Marlon Wayans... riiiight. 5. Delta suits. [NEW] 6. You know that just watching Sienna Miller isn't worth $9.50 and 2 wasted hours of life. [NEW] 7. Arnold Vosloo isn't punk rock enough to be Zartan. [NEW] 8. Destro's design. [NEW] 9. Cobra Commander's design. [NEW] 10. Stephen Sommers. |
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