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Legion (2010)
The heavens are torn asunder and spew the “Legion” upon us in an awkward attempt at extermination of the human race. God throws a hissy fit and sends his warrior angels to kill an unborn child, but one angel rebels and descends on us to defend us with all his fallen angel glory. Sounds good right? Angels and Demons… wait, wrong movie. All these mythical creatures coming down to hand us our asses on heavenly platters. With a premise that almost promises to deliver on the scale of 1995’s “The Prophecy,” you'd think this would be easy. But this is Hollywood and things are never as good as they seem. |
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First I'll list a few simple reasons: 1. Stephen Sommers 2. Remember Helsing, it'll be that bad. 3. Remember how great the trailer for Mummy was and how not so the movie was. This'll likely be the same case. 4. Marlon Wayans... riiiight. 5. Delta suits. [NEW] 6. You know that just watching Sienna Miller isn't worth $9.50 and 2 wasted hours of life. [NEW] 7. Arnold Vosloo isn't punk rock enough to be Zartan. [NEW] 8. Destro's design. [NEW] 9. Cobra Commander's design. [NEW] 10. Stephen Sommers.  |
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